From Mr. French to P.H.O.B.O.S..

1968 LONDON

BBC Makeup School at Shepherds Bush. (That's me on the far right.)



Hairdressing class with Mr. French who was 82 years old and taught us hairstyles ranging from period to modern.


Above photos by Rob Walls


2009 SYDNEY

P.H.O.B.O.S. a gothic horror romance feature film. Shot in May 2009 at Callan Park.

The villain, Kyle Rowling, and his victim, Belinda Crawley.


Another of his victims, Jennifer King.


A ghost of love past, Stef Dawson


A ghost of love present, Belinda again.


Our harrassed heroine, Kylie Watson.

Makeup and hair designed and created by Irene Walls.
Photos by Irene Walls.

The movie P.H.O.B.O.S. was written and directed by Martin Simpson.
It is presently in post-production.

BABE ON A BEAM

This is the cutest iPhone game in the world. Martin Simpson thought it up and developed it. Check out the trailer.

Archie's first few months

Our choir (Nothing Without Belinda) has a baby, Archie. He's so cute. He has already performed in the choir. Here's a link to a slideshow of his first few months, accompanied by some of our songs:
Archie's first few months

BLOOD, SWEAT & TEETH

This short film I made a while back won Most Disturbing Movie at the Honolulu Underground Film Festival. Chris is so afraid of the dentist, that he decides to take his decayed teeth out at home, using ordinary handyman tools like a drill and pliers, and a breadknife. The results are sometimes scary and often hilarious.

BRAINS book launch

Dr Martin Simpson talks about his latest release, the pulp fiction novel BRAINS, a deliciously trashy hospital thriller. If this is the state of our hospitals, please don't let me get sick.

THE FYRES

Here's another video of ours. A tale of jealousy and hellfire with a great fire eating performance.

IT'S ALL IN THE MIND

The home psychiatry channel is here to help

This week's subject Krystal Klea thinks she's an alien. Dr Karl thinks she's insane. But who is right? And how good is alien sex?